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Without pause the giraffe consumed our borders and protruded your pants. Frog's mother wasn't a jelly sandwich, but she did see the patience of it all.

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My Jesus has a first name, J-E-S-U-S. My Jesus has a last name, J-E-S-U-S.

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Tyres, tires, tired.

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Without stopping, the adjectives exhorted the nouns to "stop, drop, and roll."

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Feisty kittens squelch the lustless thoughts of chaste, and frequently fatuous, nuns.

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A mis-blown kiss downed an airplane a fully planted kiss saved it.

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Working hard doesn't mean that you are working, maybe stuff just happened and stuff was said.

Non Sequitur - 15

Present tense prefers mangos to apples.

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Window curtains are the salad dressing of the mind.

Contributed by Chinafax.

Non Sequitur - 13

Whipped cream was the past before the past was the past.

Non Sequitur - 12

Awful is as awful does.

Non Sequitur - 11

Without ups how can we expect priest to prey on the mice residing in their vicarages?

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Vote for the goats with the most.

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Best. Tree frog. Whilst.

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Furry fish run and jump like all the other little children.

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Children and goats alike willingly swim through candy to get more candy.

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Nerves attack and defend fortresses of the mind.

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Free peanuts create complex algorithms that ministers can't fret about.

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Forests and DVDs become friends while eating wontons and sushi under a hammock.

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Pumps wear feet when shoes run out of gas.

Non Sequitur - 2

Fat-free rain drops pounced on the Ocean's knee cap.

Non Sequitur - 1

The trees have fish coursing through their veins.

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