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Blasphemed vampires ruefully roar reluctant rights.

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Thoughtful themes emote relentless chirps, ruefully vowing revenge before pleasure.

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Through history sap runs freely, like a tree through the forest of time.

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Spin, spun, spoon.
Rin, run, rutoon.

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The transit terminal's rotund Rubicon revolved relentlessly.

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Hexagons of consciousness collude to prevent the birth of thought.

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Jauntily eating great carrots and digestive biscuits for health incentives.

And
Biscuits
Carrots
Digestive
Eating
For
Great
Health
Incentives
Jauntily

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Rotund rutabagas blithely sing the praises of the feral hopes of fecund fecundities.

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Fish without water scrape longer and harder against the wailing moans of the Irish cliffs of yesteryear.

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Historic fallacies truthfully foretold the past (at least that is how it looks from the present past, or is that past past or the future future).

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Sometime soon my density shall emit a shrill cry.

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Basque basking sharks bask in the bisque of their Iberian soul mates.

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With caution, the tree's heart began to thrust the mothers of the unborn into the corduroy night.

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Neo-Gramscian pluralistic corporatism.

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Hula hoop droop, restaurant scoop.

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Pulleys bathe their babies in the cleansing thoughts of dreams to come.

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Fonzie bear frog machine.

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Fatty po-tatty.

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Yasmine Bleeth rice.

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Without pause the giraffe consumed our borders and protruded your pants. Frog's mother wasn't a jelly sandwich, but she did see the patience of it all.

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My Jesus has a first name, J-E-S-U-S. My Jesus has a last name, J-E-S-U-S.

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Tyres, tires, tired.

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Without stopping, the adjectives exhorted the nouns to "stop, drop, and roll."

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Feisty kittens squelch the lustless thoughts of chaste, and frequently fatuous, nuns.

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A mis-blown kiss downed an airplane a fully planted kiss saved it.

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Working hard doesn't mean that you are working, maybe stuff just happened and stuff was said.

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Present tense prefers mangos to apples.

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Window curtains are the salad dressing of the mind.

Contributed by Chinafax.

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Whipped cream was the past before the past was the past.

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Awful is as awful does.

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Without ups how can we expect priest to prey on the mice residing in their vicarages?

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Vote for the goats with the most.

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Best. Tree frog. Whilst.

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Furry fish run and jump like all the other little children.

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Children and goats alike willingly swim through candy to get more candy.

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Nerves attack and defend fortresses of the mind.

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Free peanuts create complex algorithms that ministers can't fret about.

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Forests and DVDs become friends while eating wontons and sushi under a hammock.

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Pumps wear feet when shoes run out of gas.

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Fat-free rain drops pounced on the Ocean's knee cap.

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The trees have fish coursing through their veins.

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Non sequitur.